1st January
2010
Rock n Roll [Led Zeppelin Live]
Alright, let's go!
It
was near dawn as I walked down an icy country lane atop a high hill at Romsley,
Worcestershire. Stars shone in the clear sky and Orion, the Hunter, was
easily seen as distant traffic hummed on the M5. The hunter would look after a
kindred spirit, wouldn't he? For what is birding but a form of modern-day
hunting? A bird not for the pot but for a jot, a pencil mark in a notebook.
I
strained to hear the bird that I wanted to be the first bird on my Green year
list for 2010. That bird I hoped would be a Tawny Owl. Conditions were perfect
for the owl, the air being very still and very cool, with a deep, crispy frost
making the country lane slippery underfoot. The owl’s haunting call would
travel a long way in these conditions and its mate would respond with a similar
refrain. Tu-wit . . . tu-whoo. No rain this morning, the wooing would be
intense. No too wet to woo.
The
way became steeper as I approached the small English Oak woodland along the
northern edge of the road, silhouettes of the trees showing their presence
against the grey sky, with the distant kaleidoscope of the Black Country streel
lights providing a backdrop. With an almost full Moon setting behind the
woodland, I waited, straining my ears for the slightest sound.
Birding
radar primed with my hands cupping my ears, a minute passed. Then another.
Somewhere distantly an early rising dog barked.
A
sudden sound.
CAW!
A
Carrion Crow cawed. [Bird number
– 1]
Damn!
My
first bird of the year was a crow, symbol of doom and death. Hadn’t Van Goff
used them to say so in his last painting before committing suicide, The
Cornfields? That caw was a great omen for what was to pass over the coming
months, yet maybe it was “cor!” Read these pages and decide for yourself how I
viewed the Biking Birder year at the end of my adventure.
Actually
I like crows and the whole Corvid family, for they are intelligent,
enterprising and in some cases such as the Jay, extremely colourful birds.
Indeed so wondrous are the colours of a Jay’s feathers that, as a teenager, I
had an after school part-time job, using them to make flies for the fly
fisherman. Sitting around a large, rectangular table, covered with the brightly
coloured feathers of many birds, a small vice in front of me to hold the barbed
hook and the merry Brummie-accented chatter of the many older ladies with the
same, was a lovely way to earn extra cash for my pubescent hobbies; fishing,
football and feathers. All the ‘F’s, a mantra for every teenager. Make sure
your hobbies begin with this letter by adding philately and photography to the
list. Flinging for cricket!
A
few seconds after the crow the Tawny Owl [2] hooted, disappointed
at being relegated to second. I tried hooting myself with licked, cupped hands
but the tawny recognized the falsity and stayed silent.
Now
if you haven’t tried this before, here are some simple to follow instructions.
Put
your hands together as if you’ve just clapped. If the Tawny Owl had hooted first,
I would have done. Then clasp your fingers around them, slide your thumbs
together and open up the palms, still with fingers clasped, to make a sound
box. Put your thumbs together and open them against an index finger to make a
small hole revealing your inner palms. Blow into the hole over the middle
knuckles of your thumbs. Practice and make a hoot. You’ll have a hoot trying. If
it doesn’t work straight away, lick around the inside of your palms to increase
the seal. Wash your hands first though, Health and Safety!
I
turned back, returning to my sister and brother-in-law, Donna and Charlie’s
house nearby. I had spent the previous night seeing in the New Year here,
celebrating the New Year with close family members. A New Year beckoned and
what a year it was about to be. I was going to cycle to every RSPB (Royal
Society for the Protection of Birds) and WWT (Wildfowl & Wetland Trust)
nature reserve in the UK. I was extremely daunted by the task ahead but
exhilarated at the challenge. I was innocently excited at the prospect of 365
days of birding and siteseeing around our fabulously diverse country.
A
black male Blackbird was on the lawn and a Wren was noisily singing and ticking in the bushes next to road. Strange
to hear such a loud song from such a small bird and at this early time of the
year.
These
being the next additions to the year list, they were closely followed by a couple
of Magpies in a Blackthorn bush, two
for joy, with Black-headed Gulls
flying overhead. [3 to 6]
Thieving
Magpies are beautifully iridescent in places with blues and green when the
light reflects the colours from their darker feathers. They're not just black
and white. Marmite birds, a lot of people are like that with this member of the
crow family. You either love them or you hate them and many are they who would
like to see a Magpie cull, blaming them for the lack of songbirds around
nowadays. However I have seen it put by Bill Oddie in one of his books, that
over the lack of songbirds these days one should blame the cat. Yet the
preferred moggie gets a better press. No one dare take on the cat crazy, crazy
cat brigade, no matter how many billions of birds are slaughtered around the
world by them.
Here
I might be naughty and suggest that an escaped Eagle Owl’s diet of a number of
cats in the West Midlands recently did more to save little tom tit than any
shooting of the local magpies would ever have achieved.
8.00
a.m. a quick breakfast of cinnamon-flavoured porridge and orange juice whilst
listing birds from the kitchen window; Blue
and Great Tit, Dunnock, Chaffinch,
Greenfinch, Robin, and Jay.
[7 to 13]
I
always love listing the New Year birds on a new notebook page as the birds come
so quickly and all those common birds briefly have an added importance. When
listing like this a Blue Tit is as vital as a Siberian Rubythroat and in
different contexts would be equally as exciting. Imagine what would happen if a
Blue Tit turned up in Central Park, New York or a Robin in China!
The
relaxing start to the day was interrupted by a phone call from BBC Radio WM for
a live broadcast slot. So, whilst standing on the lawn watching the bright early
morning star, Venus fade and the Sun rise for the new decade over the nearby
Waseley Hill, I listened to Every Breath You Take by the Police. Then
there was the over the top introduction from the DJ, all about New Year’s
resolutions and how there was a man whose plan would take this to the extreme.
The
ten minute interview went quickly. I was relaxed on this occasion and it ended
with a sincere, “Good luck and keep in touch.”
Goldcrest, Goldfinch,
Wood Pigeon, Redwing
and Siskin were seen and heard during
the interview as I walked around the garden, added to the growing list as we
talked. [14 to 18] Eighteen birds seen already, not a bad start.
Soon
it was time for me to get the Cannondale bike ready with packed panniers all mounted
and binoculars swinging from my neck. Ready, I sat astride my Cannondale
‘Fatty’ bike, a true Rolls Royce of a bike, especially compared to the mountain
bike I had been training on for the past few years. I was ready for day one of
the Biking Birder 2010 experience. Now I would cycle 5,000 miles on this bike
this year, or so I thought. It would actually turn out to be quite a lot more.
At
9.00 a.m. a good friend, Gez arrived from Kidderminster to see me off. Gez and
I had become very firm friends when we both worked at a local special school,
Rigby Hall. There we had developed the Eco Schools project to such an extent
that the weekly non-recycled rubbish, landfill stuff, for the whole school was
down to a couple of full carrier bags! Everything else was reduced, reused,
recycled, as the '3 is a magic number' song goes. Food waste was either
composted or Bokashied; the latter being a system for dealing with cooked
foods. Around the school playground were a number of circular stacked wormeries
where the children would place their fruit waste, apple cores, banana peels and
the like. The liquid collected from these was incredibly rich and the soil was
some of the best potting medium I had ever seen.
Gez,
together with Donna, Charlie and my little niece Emily, shouted good wishes and
took photographs as I set off. Waving goodbye to them all I was saddled with
naivety over what lay ahead.
Up
the hill and around the corner, avoiding the icy kerbs, I came to my first
junction. So far so good, as it was for the next mile and a half, careering
down a very steep hill towards Halesowen; the cold air bringing tears to my
eyes. A Mistle Thrush [19] flew over, as did a few Lesser
Black-backed Gulls [20].
The
first roundabout, a very busy one, was circumnavigated carefully with me taking
the road to the right towards Birmingham. A hill to cycle up and a full stop, I
got off and pushed. Why? Cyclists don't get off their bike no matter how steep
the hill, do they? I did. I didn’t know how to change the gears! I hadn’t a
clue. It was something to do with some levers on the handlebars but which ones
and how to move them?
If
the truth be known, despite my nickname for the year, Biking Birder 2010, I was
then and possibly still am, more Birder than Biker, a bike rider more than a
cyclist.
Now
the Cannondale bike had been kindly and amazingly, given to me only three weeks
beforehand by someone I had only met for the first time at a work party at
Upton Warren nature reserve, Worcestershire.
During
every autumn, through to each following spring, on the first Sunday of each
month and every Tuesday, around twenty people spend the day carrying out
various conservation tasks such as reed removal, brash bashing and grass
mowing. All fine tasks designed at getting the reserve in tip top shape for the
next breeding season. Well, a new volunteer, whose name is Gert, on listening
to the lunchtime chat in the Flashes hide, asked what everyone was on about
when talking about my chances of me completing my challenge. I explained
pompously that I had three aims for the next year namely to:
- Cycle to every
RSPB {Royal Society for the Protection of Birds} nature reserve in
Britain. Around 200 of them to visit.
- Cycle to every
WWT {Wildfowl & Wetland Trust} centre, all nine of them.
- Beat the
Non-motorized year list BIGBY record then held by Chris Mills of
Norfolk. Back in 2005 Chris had seen 251 bird species cycling around East
Anglia. There'll be more about the amazing contest that Chris had with
Simon Woolley from Hampshire, both doing a BIGBY, a Big Green Big Year as
the Americans call it, later.
“I’ve
got a bike you can have,” Gert had said unhesitatingly. Two days later it
arrived at my place of work, Rigby Hall Special School and as it needed a few
repairs it spent most of the rest of the time before January the 1st in the
repair shop. Hence the lack of riding on the bike. Thanks for such a fantastic
bike Gert!
After
pushing the bike up that first hill of many, up to the Quinton Road, the rest
of the way to the first reserve on the year’s itinerary, Sandwell Valley
RSPB Reserve, was uneventful and relatively easy going. In fact so easy was
it that I was the first person to arrive there. No friends and family yet to
see me off, no RSPB staff, no press, I was early. The roads, that had taken me
through the Black Country via Blackheath and West Bromwich, were delightfully
quiet. People obviously had better things to do than be out early on New Year's
Day driving around. Song Thrush [21] and House Sparrows [22] were
seen along the way. Hellos and Happy New Years were shouted to the Black
Country folk with my bon homie comments being reciprocated favourably despite
the early hour.
I
spent the time waiting for the official ‘Go!’ by birding, adding even more
birds to the growing year list.
Sandwell
Valley RSPB Reserve was an obvious choice for me to start the year. First, as I
am a proud Brummie, born and raised in Birmingham, the reserve was chosen
because it is the closest RSPB reserve to that fairest of cities. Secondly, way
back in 1985, I had been interviewed for the RSPB warden’s job there. I remember
the day well. It started with a walk around the reserve with other candidates
for the post and the various RSPB officers. Then a meal at a plush hotel in
nearby West Bromwich and back to the reserve for the individual interviews. I
think I scuppered my chances by asking why the RSPB never bought small
woodlands in places such as Trench Wood in Worcestershire. Instead their
reserves to my naĂŻve mind consisted of being mostly on remote Scottish Islands.
I was to learn over the coming year how myopic that view really was and how
insultingly wrong.
Back
in the early 1980s, Trench Wood, close to Droitwich in Worcestershire, had a
few pairs of Nightingales and beautiful Marsh Fritillary butterflies. Now both species
are gone yet it remains a lovely woodland and a great place for orchids and
butterflies, being a beautiful, tranquil Butterfly Conservation Society
reserve.
Another
thing that diminished my chances of RSPB employment at that interview was my
concentration wavering between answering the rapid-fire questions and watching
and listening to what was going on just outside the office window. Whoever
arranged for Snipe to be drumming outside that day hadn’t helped me. I couldn’t
stop myself from turning to watch and listen to that wonderful humming sound. Snipe,
as you may know, fly high in circles around there chosen territory and suddenly
dive, their outer tail feathers vibrating as they do so, creating the
distinctive thrumming, drumming sound.
The
final question in the interview was “how many marks out of ten would you give
yourself on bird identification?” I think I said 8. Nowadays I would give
myself a … I remain modest.
I
didn't get the job.
So, I arrived at the reserve at 10.20 a.m. early and alone. Not for long though
as down by the frozen lake I met a lovely couple of older ladies looking for a
memorial bench dedicated to a neighbour of theirs. Muriel and Nora from nearby
Aston had stories to tell and were delightful with their strong Brummie accents
and humour.
Eventually
back at the large visitor's centre I was soon joined and greeted by friends,
the Upton Warren birders John Belsey, Dave Walker and Gert. A million thanks to
these wonderful lads for the send-off.
Ian Crutchley and Steven Allcott were the next to arrive - the T.I.T.S were
together again [Terpsichorean Inspired Twitcher Society] - Bearded Tit Ian,
Great Tit Steve and Tom Tit - me. Ian and Steve were pupils of mine many years
before back when I ran a YOC [Young Ornithologist’s Club, the junior branch of
the RSPB now called Wildlife Explorers] at Coppice High School, a large
comprehensive school in Wolverhampton.
Each
half term the club would go out in a 50-seater coach on an outing to some well-known
nature reserve. A few teachers and some local birding experts would travel to
various birding hotspots every half term. Slimbridge and Martin Mere WWT
[Wildfowl & Wetland Trust] reserves were visited, as was The New Forest. We
even had long weekend trips to Norfolk, staying at youth hostels there. Norfolk
never knew what hit it! Forty odd council estate kids turning up to explore the
villages and reserves and enjoy the sensation of getting soaked by large waves
crashing over the sea wall at Sheringham. Long time ago.
Now
in their early forties, the two lads are still very keen birders after all
those years. So the nickname for our little band of carbon twitchers from the
last Big Year, 2005, that we did together was resurrected for a short while. In
that year the three of us had travelled all over Britain, carbon twitching by
car to be truthful, to each try to see 300 bird species, hence the term Big
Year. Ian had managed it, actually reaching 350! Steve had over 300 birds too.
I missed out on 293, a whole summer having been spent driving around France and
Spain birding and hill climbing.
That
year was mostly fabulous but it still has some bitter memories for me. I dipped
the Belted Kingfisher! You may know that the bird was found on April the 1st,
not a good day to find a less than five ever, seriously mega bird [CMF – Bill
Oddie? Definitely!] Who would believe that a large, gaudy American kingfisher,
only seen twice before in Britain, would be found in Staffordshire and so close
to where I was supply teaching at the time in Dudley? Well at first no one did.
Every birder whose pagers gave the mega alert tone thought the obvious. It must
be an April Fool’s Day prank. Only it wasn’t. The bird was performing
fabulously beside a lake near Sherbrook House on the edge of Cannock Chase to
the few believers, including my friends Ian and Steve. They had rushed there on
hearing that wonderful whoop on the Rare Bird Alerts pagers. By the time I knew
about the bird it was late evening and I had travelled to my brother, Paul’s
house in Warwick by train and bicycle.
Outside
the house my huge, old VW LT 35 camper van was parked on the drive, my home at
the time. I was too late to get to Sherbrook.
Indeed it would have been illegal to go for the bird. The car tax on my
van had expired on the last day of March, the day after the discovery of the
bird.
The
lads, Ian and Steve came to rescue me and take me very early the next day to
where a thousand plus expectant birders waited in the growing daylight. A
birder unknown counted each person present as he always did at every twitch.
Hundreds! The wooded slope adjacent where the bird had last been seen was
covered by birders and their optical paraphernalia. The well-known, and the not
so well-known bird photographers were lined up as at the goalmouth edge of some
Premiership football match, each with their over large lens pointing towards
the dead branches extending over the dank waters. A couple of hours flew by
with no sign of the obviously departed bird. People started to leave and we
started to consider doing the same thing. “It was on that branch yesterday,” didn’t
help ease my disappointment but ever the optimist I waited.
Suddenly
there was a rush of people stampeding towards their cars. The bird had been
seen near Goole, Yorkshire. An hour or so later we were there, negotiating the
crush of cars, birders and bemused police. The bird had chosen to be seen at a
small nature reserve and the way to it was via a very narrow country lane.
Panic ensued as the police tried to make a way through the chaos for a stranded
local bus, stuck unable to go forwards or backwards so great was the crush of
cars and excited birders. Ian, Steve and I followed the crowd but the news
wasn’t encouraging. Seen but gone was the gossip. We had to look for ourselves.
A
couple of hours later, we had to admit to myself that it had gone. A pair of Garganey,
including the splendid male was little compensation.
Neither
did my woes over this bird end here. Oh no! The following week was the school
Easter holidays and my two wonderful children, Rebecca and Joshua wanted to visit
their grandparents down in glorious Dorset. So I hired a small car, the campervan
being out of action due to the tax, and everyone was so happy as we drove down
to my favourite county. Then the news broke that that blasted [I would do the
blasting if I saw it now!], Belted Kingfisher had been re-found, near Aberdeen!
For a few days I couldn’t go. Now would a fanatic twitcher be so unselfish? The
visit of my Rebecca and Joshua to their grandparents was paramount. I did manage
to sneak off over to Shoreham to see a Great Spotted Cuckoo on a golf course
early one morning, which was some compensation. Not a lifer but a good bird for
the year list being only the second one I had seen in Britain.
By
the weekend Rebecca and Joshua needed to be back home with their Mum, my sadly
divorced Jewish Princess. So on dropping them off I hared up the M6, over the
border into Bonnie Scotland, not for the first time that year, and got to the
riverside location of the Belted Kingfisher just before dawn. I spent the rest
of the day, as did many others, walking the riverbank searching. Someone said
they heard it but I have my doubts. It had gone again. The direction it had
gone from Staffordshire to the east coast of Scotland would have it heading in
a beeline for possibly Iceland with a short hop over to Greenland or
Newfoundland. I do hope it made it back over ‘the pond.’ I dipped!
Back at Sandwell Valley RSPB Reserve, Phil Andrews and his partner were the
next to arrive but Paul, my brother, was lost, having gone to the wrong
Sandwell Valley centre. I phone called some instructions to him and relayed
what had happened to the general amusement amongst the birders. Eventually he
arrived with my children Rebecca and Joshua. I felt proud to have them all
there.
Chris, the warden of Sandwell Valley RSPB Reserve opened up the visitor’s
centre and everyone chatted, drank coffee or hot chocolate and enjoyed the
views through the windows over the reserve. That nemesis bird from the 1985 interview,
Snipe became bird number [23] and
then Lapwing [24], both of which were seen through the centre’s
telescopes, the former not drumming but sitting beside a frozen pool. Bullfinches [25] were on the
feeder and bird table outside the visitor’s centre, Redwings, Starlings [26] and Jackdaws [27] were flying
overhead and the occasional Siskin.
Now
if you haven’t been to Sandwell Valley you might imagine it to be surrounded by
high rise flats and industrial buildings, council estates and motorways.
Nothing could be further from the truth. True, the sound of the nearby M5 can
be heard and the way to the reserve entrance, before the magnificent
bird-sculpted metal gateway, is through a built-up area of mostly older
semi-detached houses on expansive housing estates. Yet the prospect from the
visitors' centre is predominantly green and you can’t see any of those
buildings. Oh all that I’ve mentioned is there alright; after all Sandwell
Valley is in the centre of the West Midlands conurbation. Yet over the river,
beyond the lakes, pools and fields, there is a hillside golf course and all the
built up areas are hidden by the same hill and the thousands of trees, many
planted by the RSPB. Thankfully West Bromwich Albion's football ground is
hidden by the same hill. Beautiful views were enjoyed by all, especially on
this day, the first Biking Birder 2010 day, with a deep hoar frost and strong
winter sunshine.
A
photographer from the local newspaper, the Express and Star arrived. He soon
had everyone outside doing the Conga behind me at the front on my bike. Their
pushes ensured I got off to a good start. One for the album. Mind you, his last
photograph, of everyone doing their preferred finger gesture advising me to get
going, wasn’t the one chosen for the next day newspaper article! For those who
knew of my musical obsession with the late Frank Zappa's music, the gestures
all seemed most apt. Arf! Arf! Arf!
One
o’clock and time to go and they all did just that; friends, family, RSPB staff
and press photographer all left, leaving me to go around the reserve on my own.
I rode down to a small area of unfrozen water where there were plenty of ducks
to count. There were seventeen Tufted
Duck to be seen, a pair of Mute Swans, sixteen Teal, a few Canada Geese, thirty six Mallard, two
male Wigeon, eight Pochard and a male Gadwall, over 150 Coot, around
twenty Moorhen, around 200 Black-headed
Gulls and, best of all, six splendid Goosanders
[28 to 38], four of them
males, standing on the ice.
I
met a birder, Dave from Gornal near to Dudley and together we stood watching a
small reedbed from behind a screen. Whilst chatting there we hoped to see Willow
Tits. We didn't see any but a fox flushed out a few Snipe and then a Water Rail [39] scampered nearby.
Next,
I met a lovely couple. Tracey and Steve Potter, birders from Derby who were
down for the day for a spot of birding. They were Aston Villa fans, so we had
couple of things in common!
Once
I had explored the whole reserve; all birds seen being listed, I set off
towards my first night’s accommodation. With the new knowledge of how to change
the gears I soon got to John and Mary’s house in Four Oaks, Sutton, which was
close to the expansive Sutton Park, a former hunting area for King Henry VIII
no less, to the east of Birmingham.
Still
reasonably light as I approached Four Oaks, I walked through parts of the
frozen park, an area looking and feeling like the Arctic tundra with frozen
heath and birch, with lovely views of a setting sun over the distant Black
Country hills. I watched as Redwings came into roost for the night in holly
bushes. Soon I found their home and was treated to a lovely meal, during which
I enjoyed a long conversation about the pleasures of being a cyclist. Both of
them were very keen members of a local, to them, Cycling Club with a garage
full of bikes. The long day ended with a fabulous and well-deserved hot bath
and a dive into a comfy bed.
At
the end of the day the year list stood at 39 and the distance I
had cycled was 24 miles.
January the first is
the traditional day for birders to see as many bird species as possible. Over
in the USA birders prefer their ‘big day’ to be on Christmas Day. Over here
we’ve more sensibly chosen the first day of the year. Well, who wants to miss
the Queen’s speech or is it the turkey fare that is the real attraction, that
and the pressies?
The last few January
the firsts have seen me birding locally in my home county of Worcestershire,
famous now not just for the excellent sauce of the same name but also for being
named as a castle in a Shrek movie! On these
days I’ve seen up to sixty-seven birds within the county boundaries, including
Firecrest and Glaucous Gull, not bad for such a land-locked county in the
centre of England.
I used to live in the
beautiful coastal town of Swanage in Dorset. There I abided by my wife’s rule
that the furthest I could go from home on the first of January had to be within
a 15 mile radius of the town. Within that area I could bird nearly all of Poole
Harbour, Arne RSPB reserve, Middlebeare, Durlston Country Park and Studland, as
well as huge areas of pastureland. By timing which habitats I visited with the incoming
tide I would see close to a hundred bird species. The most I ever did have on a
first of January day was ninety-seven in 2002. The special birds seen that day
included a male Lesser Scaup, a small American duck, that came back to Little
Sea at Studland for a few winters running after that first encounter.
23.34
miles 1168 feet elevation up 1529 feet down
Let's finish with a mention that there is a Facebook group dedicated to Green Birding, Green Birding Megastars, which at the time of writing has exactly 500 members. Take a look . . .
https://www.facebook.com/groups/620268465096967